Only In Michigan!

As if we needed further proof that there is no rhyme or reason in this lifetime, the gentleman pictured at left, a multiple sex-offender, just won the Mega Millions lottery jackpot in Michigan.

Fred Topous Jr., 45, was discharged from the Michigan Department of Corrections system in 2005. He plead guilty to two counts of breaking and entering in the 80s and in 1999 he was convicted of having sex with a 13-year-old girl.

I have no idea how this guy is out of jail so early, but I guess the sun, really does, even shine on a dog's ass.

Rest easy though; Topous decided on the lump sum of $34 million (before taxes) and if justice and order is to be restored to the universe, I'm sure he will have blown the entire amount on booze, hookers, designer drugs, an outrageously large pick-up truck, hookers, an authentic Dale Earndhart stock-car, Rhine stone studded Wranglers, Waylon Jenning's albums and hookers by the end of the calender year.

That is a nice mustache though.