Sunday, June 29, 2008

Roller Coasters Are Bad For Yor Health


A 17-year-old boy was decapitated by the Batman The Ride roller coaster, in Six Flags Over Georgia on Saturday.

The kid jumped a fence into a restricted area and somehow managed to get himself into a position under the roller coaster. When the ride came by it, literally, knocked his block off.

No one is sure why the kid decided to enter the danger zone, which was clearly marked off by signs.

This further reaffirms my belief that roller coasters are ridiculously stupid. Why the hell do people like that kid of shit. "Oh boy! I can't wait to get on a ride and have it throw my ass around like a rag doll. I like this so much I'll even pay an exorbitant amount of money, and wait around in line like cattle. I get such an awesome rush, bro!"

Lame.

Grow up people. Boycott roller coasters. They're killers.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is dumb. i wish you would jump in front of a roller coaster that i was riding. now that would be a rush.

Anonymous said...

of course you dont like roller coasters, they leave the ground

Anonymous said...

pff....

coasters are NOT dangerous.
It is 1,000,000 times more likely to be killed in a car on the way to a park than on a coaster. Unless its a crappy ride, it dosent "toss you around like a ragdoll".

Anonymous said...

Just because someone does something stupid and gets themselves killed doesn't mean coasters are stupid.

That's like saying, "Slides are dumb because kids ride them backwards and break their skulls open on them."

It's not the slide, or the coaster, it's the idiots on the slide or coaster.

Anonymous said...

wow your a fuckin moron. People love roller coasters and they are much safer than alot of stuff out there. The coaster did not kill that kid, his stupidity did when he decided to enter a clearly marked restricted area. Might as well say "cars are bad for your health" This blog needs to be deleted for absolute stupidity.